SMS Jokes
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SMS JOKES
1. Behind every successful woman, there is a satisfied man, but behind a satisfied woman there is an exhausted man.
2. Cherish things while you still have them before they are gone & you'll realize how precious they really are. Life can only be understood backwards but it must be lived forward.
3. Fact of life: One woman brings you into this world crying & the other ensures you continue to do so for the rest of your life!
4. Friendship is an onion. It has many layers in it - Adds taste to your life, but if you try to cut it you will get nothing but tears!
5. Little bird in the sky, you look up & it shits in your eye. you don't mind & you don't cry, you just thank God that cows don't fly.
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